How very Seattle of me to bitch in a blog. Whatever, I've come to terms about being a passive-aggressive Pacific North Westerner and so should you. I'm also a touch more on the aggressive side, so shut your mouth about it.
I thought having dogs in the office would be fun, but before I get
into that let me back up a bit. There is a woman who works here, her
name isn't important, so we'll just call her Bitch Faced Monster Bunt.
BFMB is such a bitch faced monster bunt! She is not what you would call
a warm/friendly person. She only likes people she works with, other
depts can fuck off for all she cares. For example: she seems like a really nice person when she talks to her team, but when it comes to anyone else, she'll laser blast our faces off. We had a fire alarm go off once
and a comment was made that someone burned their popcorn, she came storming
out of her office to yell at us and inform us that it was not a false
alarm. Cuz that's a normal reaction to daily life. She talks loudly because all must hear her! SHE'S SMART! YOU'RE STUPID! EVERYONE MUST KNOW THIS!
All and
all, BFMB sucks.
So you're probably wondering what this has to do with
dogs in the office? BFMB brought her dog in. Gave him a squeaky toy...in
an office. Goes between talking baby talk and yelling at him. I'm fairly certain the poor thing has a complex by now. Shit, my eyes are starting to twitch constantly hearing her. I hate this woman,
and I desperately want to rescue her dog. Also, who brings a squeaky
toy to an open floor office?! What a bitch faced monster bunt.
It's not December yet, therefore tis the season to choke a bitch and steal her dog.
I'd also like to add that I feel sorry for the shuttle drivers taking her sorry, bitter ass to King Street...she is rude and always puts them down - how dare they take a different route than what she has in mind?
ReplyDeleteoh, and can someone please tell BFMB with evil witch laugh that Halloween is over?? Thanks.