Oh here we go

I'm a bit of a hypochondriac. When I was in junior high, I fell asleep to a show about spontaneous human combustion and for years was convinced that's how I was going to die. I've come to terms with it now, being if that's how I go, it'll be way more awesome than dying in my sleep or something boring like that.

My biggest fear/paranoia (aside from birds, as that's daily all the time fear), is that I'll get bot fly larva in my eye. Dunno how that one came to be, but it's probably going to happen and I'll lose an eye.

As I've been laying here trying to fall asleep, I can hear something in my right ear. It's more than likely just water, but images of a spider living in my ear keep flashing through my mind. Therefore, it's a spider living in my ear and I cannot sleep. 

I am a whack-a-do.